conversations with jess

sometimes it's fun to write down what jess says.

me: "it was a cocker spaniel with the head of a st. bernard"
jess: "that's what people are going to say about your kids"

jess: "you're really the only one i can sew my wild oats with before i get married"

i should probably make a website with stuff jess says in the same format of that guy who keeps track of the things he fights with his girlfriend about.