who is this kid?

What I Remember About the 7th Grade
by Luke Benson

Converse and Vans are running rampant
CSI were the three letters I heard most
Girls passing notes around the classroom
Guys sitting and acting cool

Famous people made a comeback but mostly for the worst
Michael Jackson the prince of pop on trial for child molestation
Britney Spears has a "bun in the oven"
Green Day is a greeting card with a bomb in it, they're nice to see but bad to open

Mrs. Jenson is scary and smells of death
Ms. Myer is awesome and funny
Mrs. Hendrickson is nice and opens your mind
So many teachers some bad but most good

I wresteled for three weeks and broke my wrist
The track team wasn't bad but not the best
And most people were disappointed when the Patriots won, again
Football was short and full of surprises

Megan, Shelby, Lilja, and Ulfers
These were my friends and each unique
Megan and Shelby were stereotyped
And Ulfers and Lilja were stereotypes

I hope not much has changed byu the next time you read this
These days were fun and change isn't always
So when you look back at this old English project
Remember the day that you wrote it


(Mrs. Jenson really is scary and really does smell like death, he's not kidding)