happy weekend

These two websites have consumed all of my free time. I thought I should share, just in case you had some free time laying around getting moldy.

Slate Magazine's "The Complete Bushisms"
My favorites are when he makes fun of the blind guy and the most interesting thing about George Washington

The Daily Show Video Library
Every Daily Show since Jon Stewart took over in 1996, sorted by date and segment, searchable by names, subjects and keywords. I'm working my way backwards from today. I'm at October 16, 2007.

Enjoy.

Warning: Graphic Content

Seriously. It's going to be gross, people.

So I stubbed my toe a while back and I looked down and this is what I saw, except with LOTS more blood.

I looked down and realized what had happened and thought, "Whoa...the boys are going to think this is so cool." Then I really realized what had happened and started to panic and yelled, "Hey somebody, my toenail fell off!"

This is about a week later after many soakings and things calmed down a bit. The nail was still connected under there somewhere. I waited for a long time for it to fall off on it's own but eventually I just hacked it off with scissors stolen from the BFD.

much better...kinda

stacy was right!

4 things about me.

Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. vegetable chopper
2. child watcher
3. desk sitter
4. coffee maker

Four places I have lived:
1. with my mom
2. with my dad
3. with my friends
4. north africa

Four places I have been on vacation:
1. the sahara
2. spain
3. nairobi
4. schaumburg, illinois

Four of my favorite foods:
1. popcorn with m&m's
2. things you wrap up
3. cheesy things you eat with a fork
4. sushi

Four friends that I think will respond first:
1. cate?
2. holly?
3. joanna?
4. someone?