my friends are funny

"alex, baby, let's work it out"

aiksias: i don't know why but i can't stand tom selleck
angieui: that's really strange
aiksias: i can't even handle looking at him
angieui: how can you not like tom selleck?!
aiksias: i'm sorry i just don't know
angieui: HE RAISED A BABY THAT GOT DROPPED AT HIS DOORSTEP!
aiksias: no ange he didn't, ted danson did